Wrong number
- Guy:
- *really, really fast* Hey, can I talk to Florence?
- Me:
- Huh, sorry, wrong number.
- Guy:
- Can you tell her I called?
- Me:
- I'm sorry, wrong number.
- Guy:
- Ok, ok, I'll call her later.
- Me:
- No, wrong number, there isn't any Florence here, you're on my cellph...
- Guy:
- Thanks. *click*
- 2 hours later
- Guy:
- Hey, can I talk to Florence, please?
- Me:
- Jeez...